Avoid Illegal Things

I served on the Purdue Campus Appeals Board...Just trust me on this one.

One of my friends replied: 

"Haha... avoid illegal things. Freshman year would have been boring if everyone was a goody two-shoes. The trick is to be able to run fast or just know how to avoid getting busted in general."

I half agree with this. Both you and I did something wrong in our former lives and run like turtles, so only 'knowing how to avoid getting busted' would work for us. 

Well, I say: let other people best and get bested by the police/courts while you just sit back and laugh at their lack of common sense.